Me: Oh Ma, I found out that the video of me doing my first stand-up no longer exists
Me: That video of me doing the comedy gig
Mother: But I thought I was going to watch it?
Me: That was the idea
Mother: Well, can't I then?
Mother: Oh no, you MUST let me watch it!
Me: I would if I could but I can't!
Mother: You mean you really don't have it?
Mother: And you really can't get it?
Mother: Oh no. What will I tell people?
Me: What d'ya mean? What 'people'?
Mother: I'd organised a group of the girls to watch it.
Me: Thank Christ it's been erased then.
Mother: Easily fixed - we'll just arrange a performance in person next time you're home...